Joey Jordison is Weird.
by Voodoo_Moose on May.19, 2009, under Music
Ok I’m willing to believe that people will do almost anything for a little publicity but I think the Joey Jordison from Slipknot has taken this a little too far.
He has just released his own Signature drumsticks through Pro Mark and not being content with just having his signature on the sticks he has decided to have his own blood inserted into the ink.
“The first wood stick I ever played was a Pro-Mark, so I’m thrilled to be joining the family! To show everyone just how serious I am about my new signature 515s, I’ve even gone as far as putting my own blood in the ink for them. It’s not just my signature on these sticks, it’s me.” – From Pro Mark
Now I can safetly say that I will not be buying any of these sticks, not because I think its some how unhygienic or the simple fact that its just weird, The reason that I will not be buying into this is because I don’t want to give other manufacturers the idea that inserting bodily fluids into products make them saleable. Next thing you know Lars Ulrich will be releasing his signature sticks with his very own man juice in. What is the world coming to!

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May 19th, 2009 on 1:50 pm
Screw you, I’d buy them! In fact I’d even make you buy them for me moose. I love the freaky shit… not in the bedroom though.
How much?